In search for something...different

Party favors for my soon-to-be-wed best friend!

2005-08-31T22:14:00.000-07:00

How time flies! Seemed it was only yesterday when we graduated from college! My best friend is (finally) getting married to her 10 year sexually naive boyfriend. (I'd say!)

Penis-shaped masks, penis party hats, penis peppermint candies, dick sippers, and my ultimate gift: Penis Phone -- World's 1st. Stands 10 inches high and has easy touch bone dialing and auto on/off switch on the bottom. Crys, sighs and moans ringer lets you know when you have a call. Cool huh?!?

Other favors would include Male strip pens - Ink pen with a man inside who strips when you click the pen, and Adam Glass - Pilsner glass in the shape of a man. Hmmm.... there's still alot. Just check these out.

Marry Me!

2005-08-25T01:23:00.000-07:00

An extremely wealthy chieftain from Africa has taken fancy on a very sexy porn star. He travelled miles across the globe to propose love and marriage.

Chieftain: Marry me!
Pornstar: You have $100 million?
Chieftain: I will GIVE!

Pornstar: You have big, big castle on acres and acres of land? With swimming pool, tennis courts, hair salon and spa?
Chieftain: I will BUILD!

Pornstar: You have Mercedes Benz? BMW? Private Jet? Cozy yatch?
Chieftain: I will BUY!

Pornstar: You have a 12-inch penis?

It took the Chieftain by surprise. He paused for a while, thinking....

Pornstar: You have a 12-inch penis?
Chieftain: I will give you everything you want...but..
Pornstar: I won't marry you if you don't have a 12-inch penis!!!

Chieftain: (quite hesitantly) Okay, I will CUT.

Penis Extension Enjoy 3 inches of extra length and increased girth. Awesome!!!

Pucker Up!

2005-08-19T12:53:00.000-07:00

I love to kiss! I loved to be kissed back! I extremely love to be kissed 'there'. For me, any man or woman who kisses good on the mouth kisses best in my book!

Ever wondered or be curious about what they call arousal gels? They come in all flavors. Name it! Strawberry, cherry, banana, four seasons, pot roast...corn beef... ok I'm kidding. I could just imagine that tingling sensation! Spread it and lick it good. Wow! Uhh...oh, I've ran out?

Pass the colgate please!

Where's Dick?

2005-08-16T02:18:00.000-07:00

This mask is totally hilarious and cool! Great for adult halloween or shower parties!
Lol! At first I couldn't figure it out... alien? elephant man? Fits well if you've got curly hair though.

Flirt things first....

2005-08-11T04:06:00.000-07:00

Alright! Why a blog with this subject? What made me soooo inspired to do this? When did I realize that this would be what I REALLY wanted to talk about? and How do I intend to pull this off?

I am not an expert on this. My writing skills are so-so. You'll see splurts of gramatical errors every now and then. I am not, repeat, NOT sexually active-- umm... for now. I go on dates. With guys OR gals. I fancy sex as a subject, and anything related to that. Don't get me wrong... I am not the kind who rubs herself under the table or in the shower when I get the chance. I find myself getting more and more curious about it. I find myself giving unsolicited and know-it-all advice on the use of this or that (as if I've used it!!!!)

Anyway, if there is anything I'm an expert in... it's called "flirting". Lol looks who's talking!! Had i just mentioned about that "not sexually active" and all?!? Lol! Well, enough said. Do expect unique, bizarre and cool toys, sites, or people... some not exactly sexually themed. See yah all!